The Secret Lives of Pigs

*Editors Note* I'm not sure how, but sometime this morning the pigs seem to have hijacked the computer and published the following.



"Hello, my name is Leetle Friend, and this is a porkumentary about the secret lives of pigs. No pigs were harmed in making this blog, but names have been changed to protect the innocent."











"This is our standard operating mode. It may appear that we are asleep, but we are actually plotting to take over the feed barrel."

"We spend much of our days digging for buried treasures. You just never know what you might find under there!"

"Gotta keep our strength up. All that laying around makes a guy hungry."

"Yes, we do eat like pigs. Yes, we were raised in a barn. No, we don't chew with our mouths closed."

"We do have a bit of a drinking problem..."

"And we're not too good at construction jobs. Now _destruction_, that's our thing!"

We hope you have enjoyed this blog on the Secret Lives of Pigs. I'm sure you'll never look at them in quite the same way again! Tune in next time for Down Home Hog Wrestling...a new Barnyard Olympic sport!